Bow down bitches.

trillow:

skype_call_noise_(dubstep_remix).mp3

Brrr-rrt- tttt

Okra Winfrey

Awriight, i just thought of the greatest text post ever! No one can sto-

*reaches limit on data plan.*

geooooooooooooooooooooooooooorge:

littleredfromthehood:

geooooooooooooooooooooooooooorge:

don’t jew worry, don’t jew worry child

see heaven’s got a plan for jew

Um, no. Heaven is not for jews.

okay, i think that is borderline racism

Are you the borderlineracist patrol, protecting the borders of racism? Because im a citizen.

ratchetmess:

Peep Nicky Minot and Janet Napson on the left

Are these the kardashians?

geooooooooooooooooooooooooooorge:

don’t jew worry, don’t jew worry child

see heaven’s got a plan for jew

Um, no. Heaven is not for jews.

Wait, birth control may cause weight gain? Oh ok, i see how it works now.

mrcraabs:

daddy daddy! tell us a text post before bed

Stop calling your boyfriends daddy.

Some people wish their dogs spoke. I dont.